Sex Tee
A cute girl asks you over for a "sleepover" (wink wink) when no one else is home. You come over and she starts pulling off your clothes, and you are pulling off her clothes. You start kissing her all the way down her body. You reach her soft, big boobs. You start kissing them, licking them etc. You reach the inside her legs right beside her vagina. You kiss them and tease her so much she's moaning with delight. Then, you stick your dick in her vagina, now both of you are moaning. You do this for 2 more hours moaning and other sexual noises and acts. Then she starts eating you out, "uuuuuuuhhhhhhh", you moan. then you stick your dick in her vagina again, just to please her, and yourself. You do this all night, laying in bed. It felt so good. You didn't want that day to end. Then, you fall asleep with your dick in her vagina, reliving what just happened in your mind. You wake up on top of her, and she's already awake, taking off her bra to get ready for some tiddy fucking. You start sucking her boobs and kissing and licking them. Then you get up and stick your dick in her butt, preforming anal sex. You do that, moaning and groaning with delight. You do it until your mom comes to pick you up. As you leave, you and her plan another "sleepover" for next week.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means