Sex Mug
A cute girl asks you over for a "sleepover" (wink wink) when no one else is home. You come over and she starts pulling off your clothes, and you are pulling off her clothes. You start kissing her all the way down her body. You reach her soft, big boobs. You start kissing them, licking them etc. You reach the inside her legs right beside her vagina. You kiss them and tease her so much she's moaning with delight. Then, you stick your dick in her vagina, now both of you are moaning. You do this for 2 more hours moaning and other sexual noises and acts. Then she starts eating you out, "uuuuuuuhhhhhhh", you moan. then you stick your dick in her vagina again, just to please her, and yourself. You do this all night, laying in bed. It felt so good. You didn't want that day to end. Then, you fall asleep with your dick in her vagina, reliving what just happened in your mind. You wake up on top of her, and she's already awake, taking off her bra to get ready for some tiddy fucking. You start sucking her boobs and kissing and licking them. Then you get up and stick your dick in her butt, preforming anal sex. You do that, moaning and groaning with delight. You do it until your mom comes to pick you up. As you leave, you and her plan another "sleepover" for next week.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it