Servant Leader Position Tee
The "Servant Leader" is the favorite sexual position among married Christian couples who have experimented and know what works best. Procedure: - Wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated - Husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the "rear entry" position) - Husband embraces his wife, performing a "reach around" with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her clitoris) however she likes best - Husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best - Husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body - Husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment Features: - The wife is passive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband - The husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife's pleasure and his own - Husband can kiss his wife's neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear - Full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy - Perfect for the "tired wife, horny husband" scenario so common in marriage - Echoes the Biblically defined marriage roles: the husband is in charge and the wife is submissive/passive, but his goal is to serve her completely, hence "Servant Leader"
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
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Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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