Serge Tee
Serge is the silent protagonist of the now Square-Enix video game, Chrono Cross (1999), which is the sequel of Chrono Trigger (1995), one of the greatest video games in the Super Nintendo repertoire, and of all time. He is a fairly simple youth from the fictional village of Arni. His journey takes a turbulent start when he is swept through a dimensional rift and ends up in "Another World," a parallel dimension that is strikingly similar, and yet quite different, from his. There he meets "Kid," a feisty thief who is equally mysterious. The appearance of Lynx, as the antagonist searching for the hero, thickens the plot, and so the journey to bring the worlds together begins. When he was very young, Serge was attacked by a panther demo. His father Wazuki took him to the demi-human inhabited island of Marbule to seek the antidote. Never reaching Marbule because of a Maelstrom, Wazuki, Serge and their friend Miguel landed in Chronopolis, a military temporal research facility from the future, instead. There, Serge was exposed to the Frozen Flame, a mythical artifact, and healed. Wazuki, however, was corrupted as a result, and became the demi-human Lynx. When the storm subsided, the Prometheus Circuit (a.k.a. Robo) listed Serge as the "Arbiter," the only life-form to access the Frozen Flame directly, which hindered the Chronopolis' mainframe computer, FATE, to control the El Nido Archipelago it created. It downloaded its mind into Wazuki, transforming him into Lynx in order to oppose and eventually kill Serge. In Another World, Lynx drowned Serge in 1010 A.D. at the age of seven. It is later discovered that Schala Zeal, the princess of the civilization that contacted the alien Lavos (Chrono Trigger), had caused the storm. She did this in order to save Serge, so that he can save her in return from melding with Lavos, and thus saving spacetime. Home World, where Serge actually did not die at the hands of Lynx, was created thanks to "Kid," that is Schala, as a result of having traveled back in time after the events in Chrono Cross to rescue Serge from Lynx. Serge is currently married to Kid, and she has embraced her identity as Schala.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.