Sepowned Tee
(See-Pohned) -verb 1: To be owned by being slapped in the face by the long hair of male. 2: To have long, masculine hair forcibly thrust into one's face. Origin: By societal standards, Men do not traditional have long hair. Frequently, if a man does have long hair, other individuals will make derogatory comments about his hair, despite the fact that he grows it out to donate to cancer patients. Sepowning is named after a Sir Sepos from medieval Germany. Sir Sepos valiantly wrestled for his kingship, but was looked down upon by other bigger, fatter, wrestlers. Upon the four sided war of 1465, the largest of the German wrestlers, commonly referred to as "Big Zib", or "Zibby", made the mistake of telling Sir Sepos to cut his hair. It had been a particularly bad day for Sir Sepos, and having taken enough ridicule for his long hair, Sir Sepos wrestled "Zibby" to the the floor. Once proving his dominance, Sir Sepos, in his frustration and lack of anything better to do, dangled his long hair in the face of "Big Zib." Meanwhile, "Zibby" cried out in what appeared to be physical pain. Since the battle between "Zibby" and Sir Sepos, other long haired men have adopted the ritual of quickly turning their head, and slapping people in the face with their long hair, when insulted about their hair.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.