Sea Creature Tee
Pronunciation: see-cree-ture. Noun: 1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires. 1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal. Adjective: 2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours. 2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain need of affection from other "Sea Creatures" (pathetic). 2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn cagey, moist and always remain with the turn of the current Sea Creatures are essentially, constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything, Please avoid Sea Creatures. NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship. This applies to non-honest people.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂