SCP-682 Tee
682 is a Keter class anomaly. SCP-682 large vaguely reptile like creature of unknown origin, it has almost unlimited regenerative abilites. It's observed to have high strength, speed and reflexes, SCP-682 will grow and decrease in size while it's shedding material, it eats anything organic and inorganic. SCP-682 had a conversation with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 is to be terminated as soon as possible, as it has a hatred of all life. Most classic termination test was the attempt to use 409 on 682, 409 is a crystal and anything coming in contact with 409 will crystalize after 3 hours after complete crystalization the crystalized area will burst into hundreds of fragments. SCP-682 is exposed to 409, 682 shows signs of extreme pain and begins having seizures, Crystalization stops at 62% and the area explodes, SCP-682 states that it will kill all staff involved in this test.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means