SCP—070 Tee
This is a Keter classed SCP who's well known alias is known as "Hidex Deagon." However, given its current class it seems to only be lethal towards those who support evil, basically if instead you supported Lucifer instead of following the ways of the Lord, you would be within SCP—070's cross hairs. This SCP hails from a planet far beyond the reaches of the solar system where Earth comes from, the planet is known to be three times larger than the largest planet in the solar system currently, Jupiter, although the way physics and gravity works within the reaches of that planet and it's solar system depicts that the larger the planet is, the more mass it has. Meaning the gravity difference between that planet and Earth's is exponential, the gravity on the home planet where SCP—070 came from would flatten any human like a pancake just from entering the atmosphere. This planet is known as Planet Deagon and it's currently ran by SCP—070 himself, what he is capable of is currently unknown, but when it sees and enemy he undergoes noticeable changes. His eyes change and his body emits a bright neon coloration, an aura as if he is preparing to attack. This SCP isn't harmful to the planet, he comes and goes freely due to his loyalty to the ways of peace, but the SCP Foundation keeps close eyes on him just in case he has a change in heart one day.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.