Scout Tee
A Chihuahua with many personality's . he thinks hes a different animal species everyday . sits and walks like a pit bull. stands on your shoulder and magically fly's off the sofa like a bird. climbs all over everything and is clumsy af like a goat. eats alot of food like a pig but he doesnt chew he swallows his food whole like a snake( i dont know where it all goes in his little body). howls and protects like a wolf . licks and cuddles and does yoga like a cat. he dont bite he just nibbles like a mouse . takes naps and watches tv and "talks"/ whines like a toddler. when he barks his fur on his back sticks up and like looks like a shark fin. when he begs for food he'll sit here like hes frozen , doesn't blink , and his eyes stick out of his head like an owl. in the winter he will jump in big snow banks like hes some huge elephant but be careful bc it look me over 30 seconds to find him in the snow bc of how little he actually is . he stands and hides his treats like a squirrel. he might like all these species but hes one very cute and loyal best friend anyone could have.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂