Scottish Tee
A proud nation of people that were born in Scotland. Scottish men wear the traditional kilt at celebrations like weddings. Scottish people vary from sponging scum that don't work, to people that are from hard working class backgrounds, and then there's the posh people from places like Bearsden. Famous Scottish beverages are, Irn Bru which is a soft drink, Whisky - famous the world over, then there's Tennents Lager. Famous Scottish treats are tablet & shortbread. Haggis is something people only usually eat once a year on Burns night. (I am 34, Scottish and never ate haggis and don't plan too thank you. I have never eaten a fried mars bar and don't know any Scottish person that has.) I know some numpty English people that have ate fried mars bars though! Also it is widely known that Scottish people don't like English people. Most Scottish people love a laugh, have a great sense of humour and know how to throw a great party! There are many different Scottish accents depending on what area you are from. Scottish people would love to be an independent country separate from England, but the English want to keep a hold of Scotland do bleed the country dry of all money and resources as they know the have a little goldmine in their hands and will never let go. The most common hair colour of Scottish people is actually brunette, then blonde, then very few are red heads/ginger. Also Scottish people are great inventors, think about certain products used over the world and you will usually find that a Scottish person invented it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating