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Scotland Tee

1. A nation : one of two kingdoms (one of four countries) in the United Kingdom 2. A land : northern part of Great Britain (largest island in the british isles) and associated smaller islands 3. A landscape : bloomin' heather, bold mountains, sea lochs, drizzle, sheep, stags wild haggi, and kilted men 4. Our Home : " In zero 79 A.D. the Romans sailed across the sea and they settled in the south. But when they headed north they found a people proud and strong Steaped in fire with passionate song who would not bend and would belong to no one but the land they called their home Our home, a cold and windy home Our home, that would not bend to Rome No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home Our home, a brisk and stony home Our home, that would not bend to Rome. No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home And when the Romans turned and fled ‘twas us that sent them hence : The celts, the picts, the people they had tried to hamper with a fence We scaled the walls and crossed the waters Chased the romans back to Rome And with the huns, the goths, the meaty Briskly took apart their home, our home, our home Our home, a cold and windy home Our home, that would not bend to Rome. The birth place of our bones, the television and the phone Our home, a proud and angry home Our home, where people piss and moan No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home And then in 500 AD the scots fled o’er the Irish seas and founded dalriada In time the holy father st. coulmba joined the picts, the scots: all celts together ‘gainst the norse And Scotland that we proudly claim to honour and respect became our home Our home , a cold and windy home We crowned our kings upon a stone Our home, the birthplace of our bones, the television and the phone Our home, we cherish what’s our home Our home, a sweet and loving home No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home Our home, a cold and windy home Our home, that would not bend tae Rome. No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home Our home a brisk and stony home, That would not bend to rome No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home." - the martians

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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