Scooterboy Tee
A vestige of the 1980s youth subculture revolved around hotting up and cutting down Italian motorscooters as a reaction to the Italian and US fashion styled Mod revivalists. Today's scooterboy is now middle aged, married with children and with the same labouring job he has had for the past 30 years. He wears combat trousers and shoehorns himself in the same Levi denim jacket covered in ratty rally patches and sewn-on bar towels he had in 1983 to show you his legitimacy. Attends scooter rallies to drink himself into oblivion in solidarity with other scooterboys, partially because that's what he did when he was 17 but mostly to forget his current sad existence. Can't stand any scooter that isn't a manual two stroke Vespa or Lambretta. Loves to get verbally abusive and threatening towards anyone in the scooter scene but outside his narrow social group. Repeats the same stories about getting drunk at rallies in the 1980s, riding mates' scooters unlicenced with no lights throughout the night before crashing. Often he will write these stupid stories down and send them into Scootering magazine to be published. Also, after having been shown how to operate a computer recently by their kids, they have discovered that getting on the internet while drunk and abusing other scooter riders, mods, or blow-ins (someone who bought a scooter after they did and therefore have illegitimate views or rights to go to rallies or other scooter events) gives meaning to their existence.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.