Scooter Trash Tee
Term for a chav/skally who turn 16 (sometimes) and steal a "ped". Always a 50cc 5 year old moped with stupid looking silver stripes and a pathetic looking/sounding "racing exhaust" (yes because people race moped all the time huh?). Not to be confused with real motorcycle LEARNERS who will progress on to bigger and better bikes, these piss poor wannabes will soon be trading in their "pimpin wheels" for a used metro to pose around in. Commonly seen with 2/3 chavs to one moped running from the police, safety equipment worn usually involves a t-shirt and the usual tracky bottoms for the boys, same for the girls but think jackets with furry collers add style points. Very occasionally a 50cc field bike can be used instead, but these have less room under the seat for white lightning and so are frowned upon by most in the scooter trash alternative. Scooter trash like to travel in groups when possible, forming a scene like that of the Adidas advert with the famous footballers riding around on Lambretta's at 20 mph. They can be found regularly posing on their "ped" in town centres, surrounded by a large group of lesser skallies who have not yet found a ped to steal.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!