Scituate Tee
Scituate is defined by three things, weed, Sublime and ska. Almost everyone in Scituate enjoys weed, Sublime and ska. The most ghetto out of nearby towns, including Cohasset, Hingham, and Norwell, but that rank has been recently threatened by the removal of the alley, Mousey being sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and the lack of good marijuana. But we all know Scituate will always hold it's place. A lot of Scituate enjoys a plethora of drugs and drinks quite heavily. Drinking has gone to the point of parent's giving their children alcohol. This wonderful seaside town has a variety of fabulous musicians, who never cease to keep coming up from Gates to the highschool after an Open Mic or two. Most parents think that Scituate is such a small town, they'll know if their kids are up to no good. But no, not at all. You're idiots. A well known hang out is the laundromat, Superwash. If it's raining, you're cold or bored shitless, you can almost always sit in this haven of pink tiles and views of anyone who walks by or parks in Cole Parkway. There is a man that goes by the name of Mousey. Mousey enjoys wearing sketchy brown coats, sunglasses, being homeless and chain smoking on curbs for hours. He also enjoys drinking to the point of being sent to the hospital one night during the carnival. Every summer, the carnival is set up in the harbor, and this is usually the best time of the year. Getting high and going on a ride is one of the best times of your life, guaranteed, and a very followed tradition. Everyone loves buffalo chicken calzone, and they get it at Cosmo's.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨