School Tee
A place that ruins you. Consider this: almost all potheads start when they are in school. School is a place where you are dependent on middle aged, sexist women who treat the male students horribly because of their own inability to get a man. School is a place where you are supposed to learn, but it has a deadline and you are punished for not completely understanding something in a week. A magical place where you suddenly realize the pointlessness of life because you see how yours will end up, and then society blames it on "bullies", or "violent video games/music/movies" or even "rebellion". School is where they preach creativeness but punish you for not conforming. You see the assholes who will control the rest of your life (boss) and some people try to ruin their teen years because they will fuck the rest of your life , yet are called "bullies" and are blamed for suicides and school shootings. The most successful people in life (Steve jobs, mark zuckerburg, Sean Parker, bill gates) never finished school. School is where the government abortions all of your talents and hopes so you can be the monkeys who only do what their told and make rich people richer and poor people poorer. School is the government sodomizing your potential, and expects you to be grateful. Intelligent people enter, dumb people full of useless skills leave.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..