School Tee
Seven straight hours of torture and sitting in seats that make your ass hurt after a few minutes, you're forced to be around a bunch of pathetic wanna be Drakes that wear Yeezy's and hoodies with random screenshots of SpongeBob, they all have iPhone 11 Pros and Nike backpacks. Schools usually reek of spoiled milk and the teachers always put the girl prisoners in front of the boy prisoners and there's usually 6/7 levels AKA "Periods" of torture. You have math, social studies, ELA, science, gym, and computer lab, in gym, you run a Fitness Gram Pacer Test that usually results in Achilles tendonitis in both Achilles tendons. You are also forced to carry a 50 pound backpack around the school, the backpacks consist of a heavy ass science textbook, a math book, a Chromebook, and binders that you will never use, the other inmates usually try to step on your new Adidas Rose 773's, and speaking of shoes, the other prisoners usually wear worn out dirty Vans shoes or really dirty Nike Air's while you're the only one that has clean drip on and it's hard to keep them clean around your other fellow inmates, your inmates, also known as "Kids" usually have bad breath and reek of B.O. and walk around like gangstas because they think they're cool Then you have lunch, during this 30 minute break, you have to eat pizza that tastes like shit, then once you're done, you're back to torture.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.