School Tee
A place of no mercy. It forces you upon its wraith before the dark of the sky ceases to tint, unlike the souls of the teachers. Trudging out of bed, you have scarcely forty minutes to do what would normally take you an hour if it weren’t for the unholy time crunch; get ready for the concentration camp itself. Barely making it on time, you’re forced to stream down your driveway and end up looking like a buffoon when everyone else is already there. You then proceed to wait in either freezing or scorching temperatures, the Board of Education doesn’t care, and then come in contact with the bringer of your doom: the school bus. As you hoist yourself and the anvils they call school supplies onto the uber driver from hell, you frantically try to study for the test you have today. You forgot to do so last night, just because you didn’t give a crap. Eventually you give up and play a game on your phone until the asylum itself comes into view: school. You and the other people pile out of your bus and march like ants to your lockers. You take out your $500 worth of stuff out of your backpack, even though you know you’re only going to use three of those items yearly, and head on to first period; gym, which is basically a mandatory strip club. You trudge through the rest of your day, but I don’t wanna write about it, because that would mean wasting more time on school. Plus, I got these cursed papers call “homework” to do, as if the seven hours I spend at that hell wasn't enough.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.