School Tee
Hearing your alarm clock at 6 wake you up you slam it to shut it down and a minute later your mom comes in your room and yells at you to wake up. You get out of your warm and cosy bed to eat a slice of bread as breakfast. You forget to shower and oh you don't have time for it. You put on some clothes and pack tour backpack with a fucking 100 kilograms of books and run out the door. You bycicle to school with the fucking backpack and you are late. The bycicle park is already full of other's bycicles and you just throw your bycicle somewhere. You are late for class and the teacher teases you asking: 'Why are you late for school?' You say: 'I cou-' 'DETENTION!!' 'but-' 'ONE HOUR MORE DETENTION!!' And you take a seat all the way in the back while the whole class stares at you. The bell rings and you go to the cafeteria and realize you don't have any money. Okay then I'll just starve here with my slice of bread?? The tables and chairs are filled with popular kids having 10 pounds of makeup on their face and having the newest iPhones. Ah well nokia does the same thing. You go to your locker as a group of girls/guys walk up to you and beat you up and throw your books on the floor. The other kids not giving one fuck bout it. After 7 cruel hours, You go home and take a shower and realize its almost 11 and still have homework to do. Finish some of them. And go to bed at 12. Waking up the next day like you had 1 minute of sleep. And this goes on and on.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!