Schizoposer Tee
Someone who pretends to have a psychotic disorder and fakes symptoms like hearing voices in their head for attention or to get away with breaking the law by an insanity plea or something similar. It is usually very obvious to tell the difference between someone who has a real case of schizophrenia and someone trying to manipulate everyone around them. Sometimes the court will buy it, unlike the schizoposer's friends, acquaintances and enemies who are around him more often. If the idiot has a long history of previous charges or "mental health" problems including numerous medications that don't work because he's not really insane (usually to get away with being kicked out of every school, doing drugs, etc..), the court might drop the charges, give him free disability money and make him go to counseling, where he will sit at home doing nothing and continue to smoke weed, take niacin before a drug test to pass it, bragging about outfoxing the system, stepping on his friends' toes to make himself look better and continue to get people to feel sorry for him. The real schizophrenic will not have the mental capacity or awareness to be able to lie and manipulate people very well, but the schizoposer will do that and not be able to keep up with his lies. Once he has everything he needs to sit around and do nothing while collecting free money, "friends" and people won't matter..
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡