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Scene kids are fucking awesome! A scene kid is a recent trend or style among teens spawned from a blend of the sub-genres punk and emo. A scene kid can be a boy or girl and generally tends to wear bright and often fluorescent colours and displays some of these typical scene kid attributes: • Wears excessive makeup, most commonly bright eye liner and eye shadow • Prefer going to parks then socializing in town or cinemas • Guys BMX • Girls wear clourful tight fit jeans, guys wear black skinny fit jeans • They wear bandanas • They wear band t-shirts • Girls wear converse and guys wear high nike trainers or a skating brand such as Etnies or DC • Some wear tight, brightly coloured nylon jackets • Get offended when you call them an emo as they are often mistaken as one • Use proper English and correct grammar when making text or comment on myspace • When they think a guy/girl is hot they comment “sexy/hot much?” • They hug whenever they see each other • Get drunk often and go to numerous raves • Adore glow sticks • Constantly put an exclamation mark at the end of their sentences • Use the smilies =, =) and never the traditional :) • Use the (Y) symbol on sites which don’t support smiley’s • They wear lots of accessories • They wear hoodies, and bags with bright stars and crazy patterns • They wear flat peak hats, tight black shirt and clothes intended for members of the opposite sex • They like graffiti • They like school • Wear t-shirts with the word rave written on or make music, not war • Pierce their face, most commonly in the lips or have large piercing in their ears • Talk about how gangsta they are in a mocking way • They class the bands they listen to in crazy genres eg. Psychedelic techno pop rock • Has an obsession with either, anime, hello kitty, pokemon or spongebob square pants • Boasts about how nerdy they think they are • Wear white belts with big buckles • Shop at TOPMAN/TOPSHOP, River Island and H&M • Deny being a scene kid and complain about how labeling is so gay and others should not judge them. They often claim they are unique • They have black or blonde choppy hair which is always straight and never symmetrical • Have more than one colour in their hair. Eg blonde, red, or green if they think they’re really cool • Tend to be vegetarian or vegan and boast about it • Listen to nu rave, indie, hip hopsuch as Klaxons, Hadouken, Foals, Enter Shikari etc • They listen to hip hop and advertise it to try and prove to everyone else they are not emo • Try and distinguish themselves as being different because they claim to like bands they think other people their age don’t like like McFly or Busted • Claim they listen to a lot more music then they do • Say they love a certain band when they have only heard one of their songs • Can be commonly seen at gigs • Spends a great deal of their free time customizing their myspace, regularly adding new photoshopped pictures of themselves often in outrageous camera angles that don’t include their whole face. • Other stereotypical pictures may include them making the shape of a heart with their hands or with writing on some part of their body saying something about love. Girls also take closeup pictures of their eyes with ridiculously complex patterns of makeup. • Includes numerous quotes from films and music lyrics on their myspace to try and express their true feelings • They favour Myspace to bebo • Has over 500 friends on myspace and is desperate to have more constantly • Pretends not to care about myspace • They think they’re quirky and weird • Claim/Pretend to care about animals and be part of PETA • Girls wear polka dot clothes • Love photography • Have lots of sleepovers

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Review by Am R.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.

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Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>

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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

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M29"20"
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XL31"24"
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