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scene kid Tee

a scene kid is someone who tries to be emo, but isn't. They tend to wear converse shoes all the time, with tight jeans and tight tops. Their hair covers most of their face and is usually dies, black with red, black with blonde or blonde with black. If they need glasses (and sometimes if they don't) they will have thick square ones. THeir hair is always short and they draw elaborate designs with eyeliner on their face thinking it makes them 'different'. They cut themselves to fit in with the rest of the scene, sometime cutting words like 'die' and 'kill' and 'depressed' onto themselves. They then pretend they are depressed and make up stories about how hard their life is. In portsmouth, uk, a popular place to hang out is the guildhall or 'guild' as the scene kids call it or victoria park which is shortened to 'vikky park' or anywhere they can get stoned, drink alcohol, smoke and have sex in random places away from the police. They tend to wear baggy hoodies and theive things from shops such as withit. They wear band t-shirts and have obsessions with anything that has stripes, polka dots, stars and studded belts are a must have. They say that rap, hip-hop music is rubbish, though at any given chance they will listen to it, though when confronted of this they will declare their love for bands like my chemical romance, taking back sunday and fall out boy. (I like those bands but i never listen to rap or hip-hop etc threfore not scene) They will write emo everywhere and many girls will kiss girls and boys will kiss boys if there's a big enough crowd. Many will film it and put it on their myspace.com account, which every scene kid has. They will try and add random people just to increase their friends list and will spend most of the day editing their page. Their msn name and myspace name will be something to do with dying, depression, sex, love or being 'emo'. Scene kids love to get high, though they will never do drugs, they will simply get high on flu medicine or aerosols. That's what a scene kid is. Locally also known as Scenemo because they are wannabe emos. Calls everyone they know emo somebody, goth somebody, chav somebody, indie somebody or townie somebody, depending on what that person supposedly is.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

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