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Scene Chick Tee

a hot babe with sexy hair and cute outfits that will turn your world inside out. you will love her, then both of you will break up either because she is too mental, or because YOU were so hypnotized by her looks that when ever she would talk, you just kept starting at her boobs. finally you will miss her and think about all the cool stuff about her after a couple of months pass, and wounder why you broke up with her/she broke up with you. only to realize after 15 minutes of hanging out with her again why you actually broke up. However deep inside you know you will never have a girl as hot as her in your life so you confess that you will try to make things work again. only to find out that she is currently going out with your best friend because you were so cocky that at that one show that you felt the need to introduce her/show-off to all your friends. which leads you to hear her confess that she had been fucking your best friend towards the end of the relationship. a couple of months will pass and your still single so you decide to meet up with her again and she doesn't even return your text messages or answer your phone calls. which as you may have guessed turns you into a scene dude because your thinking that maybe she will think about hanging out with you since your now just like her. only to find out she changed her number because of you. and her new boyfriend who isnt your former best friend anymore paided for. thus making you depressed and angry you go to a hardcore show to jump into a mosh pit. when you bump into another scene chick who has that familiar smile that reminds you of you know who. the both of you will meet up and you will love her, then both of you will break up either because she is too mental, or because YOU were so hypnotized by her looks that when ever she would talk, you just kept starting at her boobs...

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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