Scene Chick Tee
a hot babe with sexy hair and cute outfits that will turn your world inside out. you will love her, then both of you will break up either because she is too mental, or because YOU were so hypnotized by her looks that when ever she would talk, you just kept starting at her boobs. finally you will miss her and think about all the cool stuff about her after a couple of months pass, and wounder why you broke up with her/she broke up with you. only to realize after 15 minutes of hanging out with her again why you actually broke up. However deep inside you know you will never have a girl as hot as her in your life so you confess that you will try to make things work again. only to find out that she is currently going out with your best friend because you were so cocky that at that one show that you felt the need to introduce her/show-off to all your friends. which leads you to hear her confess that she had been fucking your best friend towards the end of the relationship. a couple of months will pass and your still single so you decide to meet up with her again and she doesn't even return your text messages or answer your phone calls. which as you may have guessed turns you into a scene dude because your thinking that maybe she will think about hanging out with you since your now just like her. only to find out she changed her number because of you. and her new boyfriend who isnt your former best friend anymore paided for. thus making you depressed and angry you go to a hardcore show to jump into a mosh pit. when you bump into another scene chick who has that familiar smile that reminds you of you know who. the both of you will meet up and you will love her, then both of you will break up either because she is too mental, or because YOU were so hypnotized by her looks that when ever she would talk, you just kept starting at her boobs...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.