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LANGUAGE & INTERNET LIFE -uses slang and phrases like 'the sex', 'rawr', 'guns go bang', 'gangsta gangsta', 'shem on a bun' -they like to add x's to stuff like screennames -uses unknown abbreviations, and abbreviates band names ex:blg patd/p!atd fob pm -on myspace, they have names that start the same like 'Super Sam!', 'Kiki Kannibal', and 'Stillman the Starfish' -very outspoken -like to swear, poseurs tend to swear too much -saw ftw instead of wtf, pronounced fa ta wha? -they ACTUALLY dont care what people think, they dont just claim to be -they do what they want -ofter hXc and occasionallysXe -usually own a myspace -abbreviate swears often while typing ,like 'f' -say what they think, often say 'u suck at life' -use video game nerd lanuage like 'snipe', 'pwn', and 'n00bs' -insults are good when coming from scene kids, dont be offended it your new scene friend says 'luv ya betch', that is a good compliment -on myspace, examples of scene queens are Kiki Kannibal, Audrey Kitching, and Stillman the Starfish -don't ever admit your scene, don't even think your scene -have idols no one knows about, artists are a good choice like, Frida, Andy Warhol, and Salvador Dali. FASHION -dresses emo or somewhat indie, but lacks the emotion of an emo kid BOYS -tight pants -band shirts -rugged blazers -warm knit scarves (often striped0 -vans/converse -snakebites are popular, and scene girls like them, but boys with snakebites are sometimes assumed gay -plugs are always good, but are becoming less popular because hair is often covering them -side lip piercing is becoming popular, like paul from blg (boys like girls) -hoodies are always cute, some girl hoodies work well, these can be tight or baggy -wristbands are always cute -colorful or studded belts, belt buckles will gain you instant scene points -messenger bag w/ patches and buttons -fringe/bangs are long and in face, when the back is at normal legth GIRLS -tight jeans -septum piercings are popular, but are somewhat overrated -monroe piercing (above lip like marilyn monroe's mole, meant to look like a beauty mark) -vans/converse/flats -messenger bag w/ random buttons and patches -sometimes long flowy skirts -search images of scene girl hair, there are too many styles to list! -hoodies -band shirts -anything hello kitty -little girl hair clips and bows in hair ME -shoelaces in hair -converse -anything unicorn -hello kitty -septum piercing -tight pants -band shirts -anything leopard -short brown hair, fringe halfway down face -cupcake cult watch -'sex bracelets'
The Urban Dictionary Tee

Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |