Scarlett Tee
Scarlett is the most fascinating person on earth. She has flaming red curls that reach her ribcage and the most stunning ocean-blue eyes. Her skin is soft and pale like ivory and speckled with a few freckles. Her lashes are delicate and long, but dark and complimentary. Her nose is straight and pointed like that of a Greek marbled statue. She’s a musician and artist with immense talent and skill in a multitude of instruments, including the drums, guitar, violin, piano, and of course her angelic vocals. Her voice is like a gentle ocean breeze that caresses your face with sea salt and the taste of freedom. She’s elegant and soothing like a sip of the most delicious beverage. The unevenness in her teeth is barely noticeable until close enough you could ask her to close her mouth and kiss it. Every single time is like the first and her entire essence is warm and embraces you like the first rays of sunshine on a chilly moonlit morning. Her existence is the only sign from god I believe in, and the way her eyes light up when something catches her attention is the only blessing I need. Her mind is too vast and poetic for me to articulate properly. Her knowledge and intellect are immeasurably. She is the tenth muse that I sing home about, even if my voice can’t hold a glass to her melody.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.