Scarlett Tee
Scarlett is the most fascinating person on earth. She has flaming red curls that reach her ribcage and the most stunning ocean-blue eyes. Her skin is soft and pale like ivory and speckled with a few freckles. Her lashes are delicate and long, but dark and complimentary. Her nose is straight and pointed like that of a Greek marbled statue. She’s a musician and artist with immense talent and skill in a multitude of instruments, including the drums, guitar, violin, piano, and of course her angelic vocals. Her voice is like a gentle ocean breeze that caresses your face with sea salt and the taste of freedom. She’s elegant and soothing like a sip of the most delicious beverage. The unevenness in her teeth is barely noticeable until close enough you could ask her to close her mouth and kiss it. Every single time is like the first and her entire essence is warm and embraces you like the first rays of sunshine on a chilly moonlit morning. Her existence is the only sign from god I believe in, and the way her eyes light up when something catches her attention is the only blessing I need. Her mind is too vast and poetic for me to articulate properly. Her knowledge and intellect are immeasurably. She is the tenth muse that I sing home about, even if my voice can’t hold a glass to her melody.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨