Sarah Tee
a sexy, smart, caring, loving and absolutely amazing girl who, no matter what time of the day and regardless of situation can be seen as perfect. Her smile can attract any guy, but furthermore any girl as well. No one can stop her once she smiles, and locks her enchanting brown eyes on you. Her healthy spirit and soul is reflected in all she does, and she can make any person want to relive again. Her friends and family long for her warm heart and can never get enough. Being with her is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She is capable of extreme destruction, when she leaves you… Her lips are nothing less than immaculate, capable of kissing to perfection. Her luscious lips can make anyone forget about the world around them, while your heart stops beating for seconds at a time, which feels like ages. Her voice is that of an angel that can touch your soul and renew your heart. Every time our eyes meet my heart skips a beat and I lose my breath. There are really no words to describe someone so perfect in every way, but with the limited vocabulary I Possess, this was a little taste of her being. I will marry her when I’m 50.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.