sandwich Tee
sand-witch A sandwich is two slices of any kind of bread with any number of condiments in the middle. An example of such condiments would be: Ham Cheese Lettuce Tomato Butter Bacon Beef Pork Chicken anything fucking edible. NOTE: For a sandwich to be a sandwich, it MUST have two slices of bread, it cannot be condiments on top of 1 slice of bread, it HAS to be two, anything less than two is not a fucking sandwich. I'm so FUCKING TIRED of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS that think that any kind of condiment on one slice of bread is a sandwich, it's so fucking dumb I'm actually almost at my wits end with it i cannot bear the pain i have to go through everyday thinking about these FUCKING UNEDUCATED MONKEYS eating their food like this, and then even go one step further and call it a FUCKING SANDWICH. IT IS NOT A SANDWICH. IT IS BREAD WITH RANDOM SHIT ON TOP OF IT. If you do this, you are actually a fucking failure to society and will never succeed in life. If you don't know how to identify a sandwich, there is no hope for you. Your entire fucking family tree probably has the collective IQ of fucking 36 and i sincerely hope you don't have children because i DO NOT want to grow up in a world where there are kids thinking that a slice of bread with random condiments on top of it is a sandwich. Please kill yourself you worthless pieces of shit.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡