Sand Zombie Tee
When someone gets a substantial amount of sand in their ass-crack, they transform into a Sand Zombie. Sand Zombies are often found at beaches that are set up for bonfires, because many people gather around the warm fire and sit down in the sand, leaving there ass-cracks exposed to Zombie infection. The Sand Zombie spores fester mostly in pot-head teenagers, because they can't remember to clean out their ass-cracks. The mating ritual of the Sand Zombie begins with the mating calls. When the female Sand Zombie is ready to mate, she announces it by throat singing, followed by loudly asking, "May I borrow your lighter?" If there are any male Sand Zombies in the area, they will reply with, "Only if you suck my dick." So Begins the Sand Zombie Mating ritual. The Mating itself involves a lot of name-calling, biting, and of course, lots of ass-sand. To avoid becoming a Sand Zombie, remember to clean out your sandy ass-crack regularly, and avoid situations that your ass could get really sandy in.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day