Samuel Tee
Savage-like tendencies coupled with a strong heart. Samuels have royal barbarian bloodlines and possess an iron will which often leads to stubbornness/recklessness but is also the driving force to their fame and legacy. Introverted alpha male who will often assert himself as the quiet leader of the pack through his strong convictions & philosophies. A Samuel's verbal prowess typically results in dominion and influence over the pack and are also capable of crafty combat in defense of weaker pack members when necessary. Samuels are known for their expertise in Lausatok & similar Norse martial arts and become dangerous when provoked. Samuels are notorious for wooing females with their wit, humor & charm. Women feel safe and secure when they are around a Samuel and if a large portion of time is spent with a Samuel it is likely that woman will fall in love with him. Samuels are very good at learning and adapting and if they are passionate about an endeavor or craft they will be excellent in their work. Common interest of Samuels include: Bird catching, poetry, archery, fort building (inside or outside), fencing, and spear fishing. Strong characters will be drawn to anyone named Samuel. Samuels are rooted in righteousness but can divert to the dark side. Fallen Samuels will go by "Sam", "Sammy" and in some cases "Sammie". Steer clear of these.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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