samboodled Tee
Samboodled - when you fall in love at first sound with Samuel Harness and inevitably lose your mind after listening to his sad songs on repeat so much that you skip all other time commitments and lose your shoes in favour of the dirtiest bare feet imaginable—which promptly gets you kicked out of every establishment you attempt to walk into. Your inflated infatuation with Sam makes you attempt to cross the border multiple times without any identification or actual inclination as to where exactly he is hiding from the Yellow Hooker or walking on water. You compulsively create social media posts to express your feelings for him to the point where Sam has to block you on all platforms. You never cease to obsessively create other accounts to track his whereabouts, keep up with his g.o.a.t music, and relentlessly send him messages from other accounts. You ultimately transform from being just his fanatical fan to using permanent marker to match his neck tats and you then naturally believe you have become him and take on his identity. Samboodalizm is not curable but can be treated by love tackling Samuel Harness at one of his live performances. Be forewarned that falling for him through his music permeates the love through all space and time. The last thing you must consider is his taco addiction which you can fathom expels sing-a-long and stink-go-long fart songs.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!