Samanna Tee
An unusual collection of dense dark matter forming colours of a visually stunning nature. 1. Attraction - Dark matter is created in pairs by intense heats of 13 X 10^6 K when in conditions of background thermoradiation from a source 6 X 10^13 km away. This makes this particular matter incredibly rare to find. These pairs create opposing forces above 13 X 10^6 KN and ultimately this force drives them to opposite ends of a singular galaxy. Similar to radiation, dark matter baffles scientists due to its half life and when dark matter reaches a fraction of 6/13 one pole changes suddenly and the 2 begin to attract. 2. Meeting - If against all the odds of the universe these pairs meet again, the bonding process is aggressive. The unusual combination of such energy and density will cause the birth of several new stars due to the excess heat produced from desolar flares. (A by-product of Attraction that builds up the closer the pairs come to one another). These desolar flares however are extremely volatile to dark matter and it is likely that it can infact create subatomic vortexes that seperate the 2 units of matter. 3. Bonding - If by chance these desolar flares are neutralized by solar flares produced by the birth of new stars, the dark matter will begin to bond at an incredible pace. the pace at which it bonds is unquantifiable as space and time become hypothetically non existent but visually entirely and utterly stunning.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.