Salt Tee
A extremely sensitive person with skinny legs and very pronounced pectorals. He loves starting new relationships but struggles to keep the momentum. He shows some flirtatious behaviours reassembling a pampered flamingo. Salt loves to be included with the bois. He also loves a good party on a Friday night. The pride of salt comes with his shoulder length luscious lively locks. A Salt will always take pride in their outward appearance especially their pectoralis majors. The species “Salt” refuses to spend less than $50 on clothing. The most common phrase you’ll hear from a Salt is, “big hem”, “true but”, “that’s phat”, “ohhh you’re not wrong”, “Wwwwaaatt”, “add us on Snapchat”, “you wanna get hit”. A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip. All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨