Salazar the Pissman Tee
Salazar Lucio Vetio Calpurnio Urea Nicodemius Piss (Cochabamba, Bolivia, April 1, 1372 BC. - road from Víznar to Alfacar, Granada, Granada, September 11, 2001) currently known as "Salazar, the pissman" or "Salazar, the pissman" was an important prophet for Judaism, terrorist, responsible for attempting to initiate the totalitarian regime known as the Fourth Reich and a white supremacist who achieved his goals of torture and murder by methods involving urine or urea from humans and animals, grafting urine through one or more body orifices of his victims through polycarbonate tubes, among other forms of execution and torture. Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated. Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨