Salazar the Pissman Tee
Salazar Lucio Vetio Calpurnio Urea Nicodemius Piss (Cochabamba, Bolivia, April 1, 1372 BC. - road from Víznar to Alfacar, Granada, Granada, September 11, 2001) currently known as "Salazar, the pissman" or "Salazar, the pissman" was an important prophet for Judaism, terrorist, responsible for attempting to initiate the totalitarian regime known as the Fourth Reich and a white supremacist who achieved his goals of torture and murder by methods involving urine or urea from humans and animals, grafting urine through one or more body orifices of his victims through polycarbonate tubes, among other forms of execution and torture. Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated. Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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