Sage Tee
A girl who everyone wants to get to know but very few do. You can never tell if you love her or hate her, there’s just something about her. She puts way too much effort into how she looks and it’s obvious she uses her attractiveness to get people to do what she wants. Has a creepy closeness with her family. Probably has long dark hair and is short. Super clever but she uses her powers for evil. Basically her personality depends on who you are to her. If you’re like family or a close friend she would probably protect you with her life, but if you are someone she decides is an enemy get ready to die from her glare. Super ambitious and always wants to win, to a fault cause she ends up using the people around her as tools to win, not people. Some people say deep down she’s actually really generous and sweet and the whole assassin look is a facade, but I wouldn’t know. She rejected me. Likes to ghost people when she gets bored. Probably also drinks way too much coffee. But she’s really gorgeous and clever so she has that going for her.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!