Roxbury Tee
you know your from roxbury when.. -theres a swimming pool on the third floor -the one subsitute you ask for is mr. kelly -you walk down the halls and smelling like rotten eggs from somthing that exploded in a lab -the old lockers pretty much dont lock -you know who were referring to when we say kid rock -the band/choir room was made bigger, but yet theres classes with 30 people -you know senora and join her class randomly -teens hang out at mcdonalds -tuesday night is free movie night and car show at the roxbury mall -legs spread faster than rumors -fuddruckers is the place to hang in the winter -you've ran across route 10 for taco bell -half the high schoolers work at shop rite -the toliets over flow -and an e-coli scare -you only get service someplaces and you know where -every one loves bruce -lots of girls are orange -our rivals are randolph -eighth grade girls are sluts, just wait till high school it all changes -theres always drama -and there not all rich -theres always that one house that people hang out at -everyones got their own clicks -juniors get to park on righter -everyone has a feeling the art teacher was a hippie -only the ugly girls get in trouble for what they wear -vitamin water labels are all over note books along with five gum -you get kicked off computers when your on youtube -ledgewood dunkin dounuts is where out of school kids hang out with their cars -football games is where its at -when it rains theres nothing to do -woods parties -everyone knows when you did something with someone -the elevator gets stuck -everyone still calls it K2 -landing and hopatcong kids work at pathmark -you've walked to the mall in the rain -you've walked the rail road tracks
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.