Roast Tee
Someone with a strong farming background, no regard for their appearance, basically born and raised lifting sheep and getting 'stuck in' with all elements of the farming area. Have no recognition of the proper manner which should be used in Civilized area, such as: Cities, Pubs (that are situated in the middle of nowhere), Off Licences, Nightclubs and just about anywhere you can think of that is not a Farm or a car park with loud exhausts and Subaru jackets. There dress sense generally consists of: Blue bootcut jeans, A checkered shirt, A car enthusiast jacket of some sort (occasionally can be truck or motherbike related!), A set of sandy caterpillar Dessert Boots (but in modern day they have branched into such brands as Timberland!) If for example they are not wearing a shirt you can guarantee they will have some sort of crude demeaning remark written across there t-shirt such as: 'If Found return to pub!' or 'Save water drink BEER!' these are generally purchased in the roasted clothing shop of TJS jeanscene which supplies Farm Animals all over Ireland with all there daily clothing needs! They generally accompany walking down civilized streets with screams such as 'WEH WOW WOOO' If you feel like just having a listen to some ROAST please just log into I-102-104 aka I radio!! this is when the roasts hit the airwaves!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.