Roadmen Tee
The Homo-Roadmen or simply “Roadmen” the binomial name given to a species of homo not to dissimilar in intelligence than that of the Homo Habilis. Identifiable with the garments it wears most often Nike crepes or socks and flips-flops, a padded jacket completed with a tracksuit, with the trousers waist worn below the breach, topped off with a Manbag accommodating a contraceptive device, a small container of white substance, a phone for receiving calls from patrons in need of said white substance, and finally an implement for robbery and self-defence with a sharp serrated edge and point. When observed in its native habitat of unkempt council estates and social housing, exhibits behaviour similar to the Chav. In fact many Roadmen are the Juvenile offspring of the Chav. The unique yet unsophisticated form of communication of the Roadmen consists of slang words which occasionally are oxymoronic in nature. Very recently Scientists have for the first time been able to decipher such slang translated into Queens English. Allow- Oi Allow It fam innit -One must cease one’s actions. Bait - Your bait bruv innit, One is being most obnoxious and regular! Bare- Man’s going to eat Bare Shit! Mandem- mans out with the mandem tonight, bruv - One shall be convening with one’s fellowship at a function this fine evening.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.