Riego Street Tee
Napier's best halls located beside the job centre so when we come out of uni with our pointless degrees, we can head straight over. More commonly known as 'Riego Scheme' you can smell the stench of chlamydia and sexual tension from as far away as Sighthill, some say you can even see it lingering in the air as you enter the courtyard. Before a night out, which in Riego is every night, you can often see people congregated in several flats for "prinks" which consist of Sainsbury's own vodka, buckfast or strongbow, with either their jaw swinging or drinking from a pot of several types of alcoholic beverage. After a night out you can see them returning with their pull from Hive or whatever classy establishment they have visited that night, this is if they aren't shagging their flatmate or someone living in Riego. Around 50% of Riego's population are sexually starved while the other half are frustrated and hump everything with a pulse. A rare sight in Riego is a student sitting at their desk studying for their degree they worked so hard to get in to. The students take cold showers as the hot water usually is not working and sleep in the smallest single beds you have ever seen, which are usually occupied by two, sometimes three people. The sofa's are made of a lego-like material resulting in a severe case of neck cramp should someone dose off/pass out on one. Riego street is where dreams come true, the whole street become family and the party never stops.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.