Riego Street Mug
Napier's best halls located beside the job centre so when we come out of uni with our pointless degrees, we can head straight over. More commonly known as 'Riego Scheme' you can smell the stench of chlamydia and sexual tension from as far away as Sighthill, some say you can even see it lingering in the air as you enter the courtyard. Before a night out, which in Riego is every night, you can often see people congregated in several flats for "prinks" which consist of Sainsbury's own vodka, buckfast or strongbow, with either their jaw swinging or drinking from a pot of several types of alcoholic beverage. After a night out you can see them returning with their pull from Hive or whatever classy establishment they have visited that night, this is if they aren't shagging their flatmate or someone living in Riego. Around 50% of Riego's population are sexually starved while the other half are frustrated and hump everything with a pulse. A rare sight in Riego is a student sitting at their desk studying for their degree they worked so hard to get in to. The students take cold showers as the hot water usually is not working and sleep in the smallest single beds you have ever seen, which are usually occupied by two, sometimes three people. The sofa's are made of a lego-like material resulting in a severe case of neck cramp should someone dose off/pass out on one. Riego street is where dreams come true, the whole street become family and the party never stops.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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