Riego Street Mug
Napier's best halls located beside the job centre so when we come out of uni with our pointless degrees, we can head straight over. More commonly known as 'Riego Scheme' you can smell the stench of chlamydia and sexual tension from as far away as Sighthill, some say you can even see it lingering in the air as you enter the courtyard. Before a night out, which in Riego is every night, you can often see people congregated in several flats for "prinks" which consist of Sainsbury's own vodka, buckfast or strongbow, with either their jaw swinging or drinking from a pot of several types of alcoholic beverage. After a night out you can see them returning with their pull from Hive or whatever classy establishment they have visited that night, this is if they aren't shagging their flatmate or someone living in Riego. Around 50% of Riego's population are sexually starved while the other half are frustrated and hump everything with a pulse. A rare sight in Riego is a student sitting at their desk studying for their degree they worked so hard to get in to. The students take cold showers as the hot water usually is not working and sleep in the smallest single beds you have ever seen, which are usually occupied by two, sometimes three people. The sofa's are made of a lego-like material resulting in a severe case of neck cramp should someone dose off/pass out on one. Riego street is where dreams come true, the whole street become family and the party never stops.
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Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊