Ricemobile Tee
When a person goes out and buys a Honda Civic or any other "Street Racing Cars" (See Rice and Ricer) and they add modifications that boost Horsepower. Many Add-ons include: * Massive Spoilers BOLTED to the TRUNK of their Front Wheel Drive Vehicle. * Maxwell House Flavor Seal Coffee Can Mufflers. * 5 Gears of pure speeds and racing, Including a Stock Engine, complete with up to 4 cylinders. * Insane Bodykits that have no benefit towards their car. * 17"+ rims that make their tires scrape up against the wheel well every time the road surface changes slope. * A Line of Stickers/Decals of products installed in the car. Which allows an excellent checklist for any Theif who spots it. * Huge Tac that goes up to 10,000 RPMS... when the car redlines at 6,000. * A Nice Shiftlight, not that they use it anyway. Ways to tell if you drive a Ricemobile: * You feel that every red light you stop at, signals a drag race with ANY Vehicle around you. (Including Mustangs and Corvettes) * You Drive like you are in the movie "The Fast and the Furious" * You feel the need to redline every gear, for top performance. * You feel an urge to rev the engine very loudly in the transition of gears, while the clutch is pressed in. * You think everyone loves how you drive. * You Feel that the Speed Limit is Optional. * When you are confronted by the man who drives that nice Shelby GT, You come up with a line of excuses on why he left you in the dust.
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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