Ribday Tee
Ribday comes about only once every year and has been happening since the year 1991. The night of Ribday commonly known as "Rileys Birth Day" is celebrated in a small town in England 5190 Miles from Las Vegas called Newbury. A vast number of party goers gather and swarm the depths of "Hoggs Head". Much like Nazi Zombies the locals try and hold the fort. It only takes minutes for the levels to rise higher and the ray guns become useless causing them to become overwhelmed by the fiercely viscous intoxicated crowds. Game over for them but not for the ravenous students that feed on ethanol (C2H5OH). This fed on substance brings about side effects that greaten the levels of zombie like behaviors including: lose of nervous system, loss of consciousness and the munchies. Bouncers flee and police are powerless to the intensity of the night. God sits and waits, there is nothing he can do. The people not present at this ongoing event are cowards to say the least. Lesser souls, under-dogs and the gammas of the packs stay home while the Alphas feast overnight. This is not just a night out... this is standard Newbury on the 9th of September... what are you going to do?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.