Reuben Tee
Reuben is the best friend you will ever have. He will always have your back and will sacrifice everything for those he loves. Reuben is rather full of himself and likes to remind you how handsome and dashing he is. Reuben is easily swayed by a bribe but will remain true to his friends. He has many mood swings and gets upset and angry over small things. All his friends adore him and think he is the funniest and smartest guy they know. Reuben has a pretty good singing voice and boy does he know it. Reuben reckons he is Gods gift of perfection to the world but inside he thinks he is sad and worthless even though his friends know that isn’t true. Reuben’s biggest flaw is the fact that he has to be the best at everything or he will have a rage. If you ever lose Reuben then you will feel awful and if he dies then the world will stop working, Reuben said this a lot. He is a smexy devil and is a very nice guy ( even though sometimes he can be a horrible person) and he always gets rejected even though everyone loves him. Reuben’s favourite name is Jerome and he names everything and everyone this name and it drives them crazy
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating