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One of the major political parties in the US that beleives: 1) Capital Punishment should be enforced. sorry liberals, but a child molester and serial killer aren't going to'change'. and no, they wont feel'guilty' in prison so no thats not more 'painful' than killing them. they understand what they did. they enjoyed it. they should die. 2)They are pro-life. You can crack an eagle's egg in a national park and be sentenced to years in prison but you can kill more than 2.5 million babies a year in this country alone and be fine with that. and as for rape, its a little something called 'the day after pill' which most all conservatives support. 3)lowering taxes. this nifty thing called reaganomics says that astonishingly, if u LOWER gasp taxes, people will have more money and in turn have more money to 1invest 2spend and 3 put into their piggy banks. thus making the economy grow faster than by raising taxes 4) beleive that teachers in their little stupid unions make more money than most deserve and we should cut spending in unproductive schools/ hire new, better,certified teachers. 5) illegal immigrants should be sent back where they came ASAP 6) Gay marriage is an oxymoron. It's been this way for THOUSANDS of years. if u love eachother so much that should be enough for u. u dont need to 'prove' ur love thru marriage. get over it its all for the pre-nups. 7) Intelligent Design should be taught in schools along with Evolutionism. Want one good reason why? You've seen that little diagram of monkeys forming into humans/ little horses beocoming big horses right? Would u beleive that duhduhduh fossil records show that there is nothing like that ever in the hsitory of the world. In most cases, it looks as if organisms just suddenly appear and then sometime disappear altogether...like a mass flood or something...hmmm... 8) Welfare should be limited and cut off after a certain time. get off your lazy poor ass and work. I'm not discriminating u poor people. all im saying is that welfare is the door to unemployment.
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