Rekin Tee
The definition which you are momentarily about to read is unquestionably far superior to any others listed. As an accomplished contributor to urbandictionary.com, I feel it necessary to mention that I will be accepting job offers from Webster's and Oxford after my performance here. Speaking of which, it should come as no surprise when for some reason, say a year from now, you're perusing through the latest Webster's, and you happen to come across the word rekin. So let me just get to it and be absolutely clear, crystal and concise. A rekin is an internet monkey who engages in monkey web activities like the monkey ass bitch that he is in order to have long overdue monkey sex with any arbitrary ugly ass monkies that his monkey ass comes across. If you doubt the monkey analogy or choose to accept the donkey/camel metaphor, then you clearly do not grasp what a rekin is and are as big a jackass as a rekin himself. Note that jackass in this case is being used to describe a limited caliber and is not being used as an animal reference, for a rekin is undoubtedly just a monkey. In sum, a rekin is a monkey with no balls to do his business in any other venue other than the cyber world.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.