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ratterre Tee

a raterre is person, usually female, who can be defined simply as a slag,slut,hoe-bag, or rat. she is usually seen wearing fake ugg-boots, and a short skirt or short bright yellow shorts, and/or, an extremly low cut top or pulled up university top used as a makeshift bra. This university top is ironic in that by the time she reaches uni, she would have slept with the population equvilant. Raterres are an increasly problematic soical occurance; the median age of people losing their virginity in some populations in the UK have fallen significantly to around 11.4 years of age. Another ironic thing about this is that raterres are unlikey to even attempt sex untill around the legal age, or near it, 16/15. Raterres are only likely to steal, cheat, destroy and dump guys from their commuities until 16. Some scientists have blamed the worrying low median age of having sex on Raterres; well most scientists have; the theory is that couples are so worried about raterres destroying them, so they engage in sex to attempt to forestall their attack. Raterres are always looking out for new guys to catch; preferring tactics such as stealing and cheating. Ratteres are prey to ledendary social mysteries like woodland creatures; they devour and kill ratterres upon contact. However only one of these woodland species are known to kill ratterres and scientists are reaserching frantically for them; so a cure for the raterre problem; or at least a vaccine can be developed. The word is taken from the words 'rat', meaning dirty, spread of bubonic dieases, etc. And the words 'terror', 'tear' or 'terrible'.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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