Quartzine Tee
Quartzine ; The act of being perfect, most awesome person you'll ever meet who is beast in everything. She is unique, athletic, and beautiful, and one of the coolest girls you’ll ever know. Her personality is strangely odd yet seductively alluring. Every guy WANTS to get with a Quartzine. She’s a girl of considerable beauty who appears to take pleasure from teasing males. Quartzine’s bodies are sacred and getting one in bed is not easy, but when they decide to give someone their love, they are by far the best. They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but the are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated…sometimes. They are loyal. If you have ever wronged a Quartzine you should be eternally ashamed of yourself. If you piss off a Quartzine she is more likely to make your life such an utter shit of hell for a VERY LONG TIME than forgive you any time soon. Once you have a Quartzine, you’ll never be bored.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating