Quandale Dingle Tee
An infamous high school for the performing arts in Bristow VA (Virginia), this school is often the butt of many jokes because of its ridiculous name and its egregious students that attend this goofy school. Now, lets get into: who is Quandale dingle? Quandale dingle was an Irish immigrant. His father was the owner of the town aptly named "Dingle". It was a town full of pubs and drunken homeless people. The poverty in this town was so badx, it was later dubbed "piss town". The streets and their piss smell really gave it that terribly inappropriate name. Once Quandale Dingle was born in the 1900's, he was an ambitious youngster with a lot of sarcasm. After him and his parents moved away from the hell hole that was "Dingle", the migrated to Virginia USA. After their migration in the 1910's, Quandale Dingle decided he wanted to join the war against Germany. He was so young and yet so brave. His body count of 198 really showed his manly-ness. As for his kill count, he was highly respected in his attempt to shoot an enemy but instead shooting his general in the balls. He was honorably discharged on May 20th 1912. After this he fell into a deep depression. Now out of luck, Quandale Dingle had to join the labor force and work at an pickle factory. Whilst working at said factory he fell into a vat of Pickling juice and drowned. He was commemorated and had the local school built on top of the factory where he died named after him. That my dear friend, is the story of Quandale Dingle.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.