Qemba Tee
A Qemba is a lying, delusional bitch that somehow always seems to stick their nose someplace it doesn't belong. Aside from being very annoying, Qembas think they are God's gift to earth and act as such even though they can't accept the fact that no one will ever want them. Qemba may also refer to someone who is awesome on the internet but when you meet them they are the the last imaginable person you could ever want in your life. They are often smooth talkers (like the characters they wish they could have created during roleplay) and lure you in with their sweet words until you meet them and they are horribly ill mannered, annoying and overall a royal pain in the ass. They are messy, unattractive, self centered and disgusting. Calling someone a Qemba may also imply that someone is biting off more than they can chew. The insult comes from someone who thinks they can dress as a character (such as in cosplay) that they don't resemble. Qembas often don't realize that they're overweight and can't fit into a costume made for someone that weighs below 130lbs. Still, they seem to think they are as good as people better than them even if everyone looks at them in pity.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!