Pussy Beggar tee
Guys who have no clue and no real concept on how to get a girls interest. They spend most of their time on facebook posting lame messages on girl’s walls/ photos in a desperate attempt to get laid. Some women MAY find this entertaining but 9 times out of 10 that’s all they find it...entertaining. Sounding like a lame ass geek on a girl’s facebook page WILL NOT increase your chances of getting laid, in fact you have probably decreased your chance. A pussy beggar can also be spotted as the guy who has a lack of male friends. Do not be fooled into thinking that they are some sort of Romeo and are getting laid. In fact they are classed as the ‘gay best friend’ by each and every female friend he has. In addition to this, a pussy beggar can be identified as the guy who flops on his friends when a girl calls him and says she wants to link. He’s the guy who picks up the girl from the other side of London and drops her home just so he can say he gave her a lift. What he doesn’t know is that whilst he was staying up awake driving, she was on her blackberry bbming some next guy who is gonna fuck her brains out once she’s back at her yard. Finally, he is the guy who snitches on his friends who have more than one girl on the go and is jealous due to the lack of pussy he is getting. Furthermore, if you are aware of any pussy beggars in your circle of friends please tell him to change his ways as he is an embarrassment to every man on the planet.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!