Purple Pill Tee
The purple pill equals peace and traveling to different universes in a higher state of consciousness! It's the pill that's rare both in the matrix and in real life. Morpheus had the last purple pill, yet didn't offer it to Neo. Since Neo din't question his choices or asked if there were other pill choices, Morpheus didn't say anything. If Neo would've taken both the red pill and the blue pill, he would've known that there were glitches(good and bad) in the matrix, like the hand in molten lead glitch. The purple pill would allow Neo to understand that life is full of glitches and hacks and that the system is actually trying to patch up as many glitches and hacks as they possibly can to maintain control. The purple pill exist in real life. It used to be readily available, until it got replaced with benzodiazepines. The purple pill allows you to restructure your subconscious mind by adding any false memory or experience imaginable no matter how fictional. For example, if you want to believe you were travelling to a different universe where cartoons and smart metal robots(the ones that's metal turn soft during sex and turns tough during battle) actually exist and that a flying robot took you flying and then a flying penguin gave you superpowers, it can seem and feel like a real experience and you'll think that you actually did go to a cooler universe. However, only a purple pill can help you get awesome false experiences.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means