purple nickle Tee
In my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag Warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college Cheerleaders of the Pack 10 (Picture 80's cut vaginas and Neon color Fanny Packs, everybody )It was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers butt hole, SO close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it Had to have been from the Cocks's POV. Now maybe it was the way they developed the film, OR maybe the girl who was ATTACHED to this pretty little butt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a THREE HOUR shoot sittin' on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls butt-hole was now, and FOREVER, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an American nickle ( Nickle Guage 😆) Hence i coined the phrase "Purple Nickle "
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating